I am so glad this is finally over and I no longer have to worry about what it would feel like to trade the remaining top prospect in the organization for a package that includes an aging third basemen just barely peaking over over the Mendoza Line. I also realize the Yankees got some much … Continue reading Yankees, Not Red Sox, Trade For Todd Frazier, Others
I want to preface this post with stating that I have many fat friends who are shit at baseball so the harsh wording I'm about to use is perfectly fine. Back in 2015, the sox needed a third baseman. Unfortunately, they ended up with Pablo Sandoval. The overweight, 'switch hitting,' mediocre at best, hot corner … Continue reading Sox Finally Cut Ties With Overweight Millionaire
Florida is the fucking worst. It’s a place for dads who abandon their families and dumb people that are too stupid to realize California exists. Florida is the reason I’m in favor of global warming. I’m not a climatologist, but it feels safe to assume that that waste of beach will be the first place … Continue reading Monday Morning Malice: The Trop
I do not have many loves in my life, but the ones I do have don’t typically return my affection. The Minnesota Vikings are a repeat offender. They are responsible for my first realization that caring about sports is a foolish endeavor that is only undertaken by masochistic simpletons with low self esteem. I never … Continue reading Requiem For A Loser – My 2017 Minnesota Vikings
I recently decided to become a Knicks fan, and only days later I have already been rewarded for my fealty. Coming off of the high that was the Phil Jackson firing, Knicks fans were feeling good. Well, as good as that pack of losers can feel considering the high point of the offseason was canning a … Continue reading Disappointers Never Disappoint – Knicks Sign Tim Hardaway Jr.
I grew up in Iowa, or as most people I meet call it, “Idaho, wait Ohio?” This meant that I was not geographically obligated to support a specific team. It also meant I had to make a choice, something I’m shit at now and was no better at 20 years prior. First I was a … Continue reading I’m Dumb And Must Hate Myself Because I’ve Decided To Become A Knicks Fan At 32