HBO's Hard Knocks episode 2 came out last night I was just going to watch it and let it go into the ether but then that music hit and I had no choice. A couple thoughts real quick. DeSean Jackson talking shit about LeBron will always garner a post. Him basically calling him a pussy … Continue reading Hard Knocks Episode 2: A Couple Thoughts
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The Minnesota Vikings Meaningless Game Number One Recap
1-0 baby! Thats what Mike Zimmer does, goes blind in one eye and has surgery after surgery after surgery and wins preseason games. No one does it better. Now, I did not actually watch the game because even though I live in New York and they were playing the Buffalo Bills, the game was not … Continue reading The Minnesota Vikings Meaningless Game Number One Recap
Don’t Look Now But The Red Sox Have Won 8 Straight
Thats a real life winning streak coming at you. I forgot how much fun baseball can be when your team actually resembles a competent set of human beings working together to achieve a common goal. You know things are going well when even Rick looks good. I am not sure how much longer this wave … Continue reading Don’t Look Now But The Red Sox Have Won 8 Straight
Preseason Primer: Minnesota Vikings Week 1
With the unofficial start to football season kicking off last night with the premier of HBO's Hard Knocks, we will finally get to see some actual football being played this weekend. Now, I know the Hall of Fame game and one other game this Wednesday have already been played but I don't give a shit about that. … Continue reading Preseason Primer: Minnesota Vikings Week 1
The Unofficial Start To Football Season Is Here, Hard Knocks Is Back
Oh boy oh boy, professional football is back in our lives and, as is the yearly tradition, we kick it off with the premiere of HBO's Hard Knocks. This year, the film crew will be following the Tampa Bay Buccaneers which means we are gonna get a whole lotta Jameis. The Bucs are an interesting … Continue reading The Unofficial Start To Football Season Is Here, Hard Knocks Is Back
Yankees, Not Red Sox, Trade For Todd Frazier, Others
I am so glad this is finally over and I no longer have to worry about what it would feel like to trade the remaining top prospect in the organization for a package that includes an aging third basemen just barely peaking over over the Mendoza Line. I also realize the Yankees got some much … Continue reading Yankees, Not Red Sox, Trade For Todd Frazier, Others
Sox Finally Cut Ties With Overweight Millionaire
I want to preface this post with stating that I have many fat friends who are shit at baseball so the harsh wording I'm about to use is perfectly fine. Back in 2015, the sox needed a third baseman. Unfortunately, they ended up with Pablo Sandoval. The overweight, 'switch hitting,' mediocre at best, hot corner … Continue reading Sox Finally Cut Ties With Overweight Millionaire
Monday Morning Malice: The Trop
Florida is the fucking worst. It’s a place for dads who abandon their families and dumb people that are too stupid to realize California exists. Florida is the reason I’m in favor of global warming. I’m not a climatologist, but it feels safe to assume that that waste of beach will be the first place … Continue reading Monday Morning Malice: The Trop
Requiem For A Loser – My 2017 Minnesota Vikings
I do not have many loves in my life, but the ones I do have don’t typically return my affection. The Minnesota Vikings are a repeat offender. They are responsible for my first realization that caring about sports is a foolish endeavor that is only undertaken by masochistic simpletons with low self esteem. I never … Continue reading Requiem For A Loser – My 2017 Minnesota Vikings
Disappointers Never Disappoint – Knicks Sign Tim Hardaway Jr.
I recently decided to become a Knicks fan, and only days later I have already been rewarded for my fealty. Coming off of the high that was the Phil Jackson firing, Knicks fans were feeling good. Well, as good as that pack of losers can feel considering the high point of the offseason was canning a … Continue reading Disappointers Never Disappoint – Knicks Sign Tim Hardaway Jr.
Baseball's Bastard Son 