Tonight I watched the National Lampoon documentary on Netflix called "Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead" but I don't really have anything to say about the movie itself. I suppose it was interesting and I guess I'm glad I watched it but I don't think any of it will stick with me in any significant way, which … Continue reading Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of National Lampoon – Not a Review
There is nothing sadder to me than coming across a website or blog that hasn’t been updated in months, years, or even a decade. It always makes me think, what happened? Did they give up? Did they get lazy? Did they run out of things to say? Did they tragically die in some sort of … Continue reading Yeah, I’m Thinking I’m Back
Dear Mr. Allen, In light of your recent tweet, I wrote a quick short that I think you would be perfect for. I'm thinking the lead. Let's discuss. @BastardHans on Twitter
In a world full of flat earth truthers, people who think the sun is cold and sports talk radio callers who insist on taking their answers off the air, we are living in a very interesting time. With the internet, one would think humanity as a whole would be getting smarter as the free exchange … Continue reading I Think The Time Is Right To Finally Start My Own Cult Or: Why We Don’t Post After Midnight On A Thursday
So I'm at a Boston bus station at 11 pm Saturday night after watching a 6 hour baseball game where I managed to sit through 9 more innings of baseball than I was allowed to drink, as one does, when I came across this. What in the ever loving fuck McDonalds? Let's get past the … Continue reading Monday Morning Malice: Bus Station Lobster Roll
I have an unhealthy affinity for this show. I like watching it, talking about it, reading about it and even writing about it. It's incredibly sad and I should be much more ashamed of it than I am. If I put this kind of time and effort into my school work, my career or relationships … Continue reading A Wildly Unnecessary Speculative Review of A Fictional World And It’s Inhabitants
This is a question I ask myself far too often and I don't really have an answer. If we didn't live in a society I would be asleep the second the sun went down but we do so I'm not. Really the only thing keeping me from this is the inevitable questions from other people … Continue reading How Early Is Too Early To Go To Sleep On A Friday Night?
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