I grew up in a place that doesn’t have sports. I am a bastard. Now I live in Manhattan and do a job I hate. Instead of doing that job I am going to spend my time writing stupid shit on the internet. Please enjoy, or don’t, its the internet, there’s always porn.
Also, thanks to Charlotte Hollingsworth for editing this. She turned a pile of nonsense into a grammatically correct pile of nonsense. The content is only her fault if you like it. You can find her at her website below where she writes things much better than this.