I Think The Time Is Right To Finally Start My Own Cult Or: Why We Don’t Post After Midnight On A Thursday

In a world full of flat earth truthers, people who think the sun is cold and sports talk radio callers who insist on taking their answers off the air, we are living in a very interesting time. With the internet, one would think humanity as a whole would be getting smarter as the free exchange ...

Yankees, Not Red Sox, Trade For Todd Frazier, Others

I am so glad this is finally over and I no longer have to worry about what it would feel like to trade the remaining top prospect in the organization for a package that includes an aging third basemen just barely peaking over over the Mendoza Line.  I also realize the Yankees got some much ...

Recap Recap Recap – GoT Is Here: Ep. 1 Dragonstone

Ive been thinking of doing this for a while and I'm fairly certain the only reason I wanted to do these recaps is so that I'd have an excuse to rewatch each episode the next day.  We could go on and on about my increasingly concerning amount of free time or my even more concerning ...

Monday Morning Malice: Bus Station Lobster Roll

So I'm at a Boston bus station at 11 pm Saturday night after watching a 6 hour baseball game where I managed to sit through 9 more innings of baseball than I was allowed to drink, as one does, when I came across this.  What in the ever loving fuck McDonalds?  Let's get past the ...

Sox Finally Cut Ties With Overweight Millionaire

I want to preface this post with stating that I have many fat friends who are shit at baseball so the harsh wording I'm about to use is perfectly fine. Back in 2015, the sox needed a third baseman. Unfortunately, they ended up with Pablo Sandoval.  The overweight, 'switch hitting,' mediocre at best, hot corner ...

A Wildly Unnecessary Speculative Review of A Fictional World And It’s Inhabitants

I have an unhealthy affinity for this show.  I like watching it, talking about it, reading about it and even writing about it.  It's incredibly sad and I should be much more ashamed of it than I am.  If I put this kind of time and effort into my school work, my career or relationships ...

That Guy I Hate 7.12.17

This week on 'that guy I hate' the subject is the dude who works at the bar but hangs out there on his day off.  We've all seen this loser.  He converses with the current bartender at an unnecessary volume as if he is trying to make sure every single person within earshot knows this ...

The Greatest Show Of All Time About A Talking Cartoon Horse Returns

Bojack Horseman is coming back.  The 4th season will be available on Netflix September 8th and I could not be more excited.  The show about an anthropomorphic former 90s sitcom starring alcoholic horse has somehow become my favorite series going.  It's almost an impossible show to properly describe to anyone who hasn't seen it.  Every ...

Monday Morning Malice: The Trop

Florida is the fucking worst.  It’s a place for dads who abandon their families and dumb people that are too stupid to realize California exists.  Florida is the reason I’m in favor of global warming.  I’m not a climatologist, but it feels safe to assume that that waste of beach will be the first place ...

Requiem For A Loser – My 2017 Minnesota Vikings

I do not have many loves in my life, but the ones I do have don’t typically return my affection.  The Minnesota Vikings are a repeat offender.  They are responsible for my first realization that caring about sports is a foolish endeavor that is only undertaken by masochistic simpletons with low self esteem.  I never ...

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