There is nothing sadder to me than coming across a website or blog that hasn’t been updated in months, years, or even a decade. It always makes me think, what happened? Did they give up? Did they get lazy? Did they run out of things to say? Did they tragically die in some sort of unexpectedly convoluted way and this is a monument to their half assed attempt at a life beyond their everyday soul crushing monotony? Or even worse, did they have a kid?
I suppose it could also be that they got a promotion or found love or remembered the internet is full of pornography but my mind seldom goes in that direction.
While any or all of these things could be true, you never really know the answer.
I guess what I’m trying to say is that I don’t spend my time worrying about global warming or what happened to Amelia Earhart or even if chemtrails are turning our frogs gay. What really keeps me up at night is why hamster dance still looks the same as it did in 1997, is The Cauldron still on sabbatical or where the fuck did Brooks go with his sports?
Maybe not all questions are meant to be answered.
Anyways, I guess what I’m trying to say is, don’t be that guy.
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