I want to preface this post with stating that I have many fat friends who are shit at baseball so the harsh wording I'm about to use is perfectly fine. Back in 2015, the sox needed a third baseman. Unfortunately, they ended up with Pablo Sandoval. The overweight, 'switch hitting,' mediocre at best, hot corner … Continue reading Sox Finally Cut Ties With Overweight Millionaire
Author: Hans
A Wildly Unnecessary Speculative Review of A Fictional World And It’s Inhabitants
I have an unhealthy affinity for this show. I like watching it, talking about it, reading about it and even writing about it. It's incredibly sad and I should be much more ashamed of it than I am. If I put this kind of time and effort into my school work, my career or relationships … Continue reading A Wildly Unnecessary Speculative Review of A Fictional World And It’s Inhabitants
That Guy I Hate 7.12.17
This week on 'that guy I hate' the subject is the dude who works at the bar but hangs out there on his day off. We've all seen this loser. He converses with the current bartender at an unnecessary volume as if he is trying to make sure every single person within earshot knows this … Continue reading That Guy I Hate 7.12.17
The Greatest Show Of All Time About A Talking Cartoon Horse Returns
Bojack Horseman is coming back. The 4th season will be available on Netflix September 8th and I could not be more excited. The show about an anthropomorphic former 90s sitcom starring alcoholic horse has somehow become my favorite series going. It's almost an impossible show to properly describe to anyone who hasn't seen it. Every … Continue reading The Greatest Show Of All Time About A Talking Cartoon Horse Returns
Monday Morning Malice: The Trop
Florida is the fucking worst. It’s a place for dads who abandon their families and dumb people that are too stupid to realize California exists. Florida is the reason I’m in favor of global warming. I’m not a climatologist, but it feels safe to assume that that waste of beach will be the first place … Continue reading Monday Morning Malice: The Trop
Requiem For A Loser – My 2017 Minnesota Vikings
I do not have many loves in my life, but the ones I do have don’t typically return my affection. The Minnesota Vikings are a repeat offender. They are responsible for my first realization that caring about sports is a foolish endeavor that is only undertaken by masochistic simpletons with low self esteem. I never … Continue reading Requiem For A Loser – My 2017 Minnesota Vikings
Disappointers Never Disappoint – Knicks Sign Tim Hardaway Jr.
I recently decided to become a Knicks fan, and only days later I have already been rewarded for my fealty. Coming off of the high that was the Phil Jackson firing, Knicks fans were feeling good. Well, as good as that pack of losers can feel considering the high point of the offseason was canning a … Continue reading Disappointers Never Disappoint – Knicks Sign Tim Hardaway Jr.
I Saw Baby Driver And Now I Have An Inferiority Complex
I had extremely high hopes for this films. It is written and directed by Edgar Wright who gave us Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz and sort of Ant-Man. It's also currently at 97% on rotten tomatoes and with a masterpiece like Face/Off sitting at only 92% this has already set the my expectations at … Continue reading I Saw Baby Driver And Now I Have An Inferiority Complex
I’m Dumb And Must Hate Myself Because I’ve Decided To Become A Knicks Fan At 32
I grew up in Iowa, or as most people I meet call it, “Idaho, wait Ohio?” This meant that I was not geographically obligated to support a specific team. It also meant I had to make a choice, something I’m shit at now and was no better at 20 years prior. First I was a … Continue reading I’m Dumb And Must Hate Myself Because I’ve Decided To Become A Knicks Fan At 32
Weekly TL;DR – GoT Is Coming
*This will be a place where weekly, or more likely anytime I feel like it, I will post about random things such as movies, TV or various other things that may or may not become long winded. You’ve been warned. I, like many others, have an unhealthy relationship with a television show. I often find … Continue reading Weekly TL;DR – GoT Is Coming
Baseball's Bastard Son 