Another year, another disappointing end. I suppose disappointing is a strong word. If I was truly still able to be disappointed by this team I would have to be the most gullible idiot to ever idiot. It was never not going to end this way. But that got me thinking. This season was a fun, … Continue reading I’m Glad The Vikings Didn’t Win The Super Bowl: A Moratorium of Meh
Yeah, I’m Thinking I’m Back
There is nothing sadder to me than coming across a website or blog that hasn’t been updated in months, years, or even a decade. It always makes me think, what happened? Did they give up? Did they get lazy? Did they run out of things to say? Did they tragically die in some sort of … Continue reading Yeah, I’m Thinking I’m Back
Hard Knocks Episode 2: A Couple Thoughts
HBO's Hard Knocks episode 2 came out last night I was just going to watch it and let it go into the ether but then that music hit and I had no choice. A couple thoughts real quick. DeSean Jackson talking shit about LeBron will always garner a post. Him basically calling him a pussy … Continue reading Hard Knocks Episode 2: A Couple Thoughts
Tim Allen – Creationist: A Career Revitalization
Dear Mr. Allen, In light of your recent tweet, I wrote a quick short that I think you would be perfect for. I'm thinking the lead. Let's discuss. @BastardHans on Twitter
Recap – Game Of Thrones Episode 5: Eastwatch
After the previous weeks incredible dragon fueled ass kicking, we get a much quieter table setting episode here. SO much happens. Probably too much for the allotted runtime but I'll get into that later. There is a lot to go over so lets just get into it. We open on Bronn pulling Jamie out of … Continue reading Recap – Game Of Thrones Episode 5: Eastwatch
The Minnesota Vikings Meaningless Game Number One Recap
1-0 baby! Thats what Mike Zimmer does, goes blind in one eye and has surgery after surgery after surgery and wins preseason games. No one does it better. Now, I did not actually watch the game because even though I live in New York and they were playing the Buffalo Bills, the game was not … Continue reading The Minnesota Vikings Meaningless Game Number One Recap
Don’t Look Now But The Red Sox Have Won 8 Straight
Thats a real life winning streak coming at you. I forgot how much fun baseball can be when your team actually resembles a competent set of human beings working together to achieve a common goal. You know things are going well when even Rick looks good. I am not sure how much longer this wave … Continue reading Don’t Look Now But The Red Sox Have Won 8 Straight
Preseason Primer: Minnesota Vikings Week 1
With the unofficial start to football season kicking off last night with the premier of HBO's Hard Knocks, we will finally get to see some actual football being played this weekend. Now, I know the Hall of Fame game and one other game this Wednesday have already been played but I don't give a shit about that. … Continue reading Preseason Primer: Minnesota Vikings Week 1
The Unofficial Start To Football Season Is Here, Hard Knocks Is Back
Oh boy oh boy, professional football is back in our lives and, as is the yearly tradition, we kick it off with the premiere of HBO's Hard Knocks. This year, the film crew will be following the Tampa Bay Buccaneers which means we are gonna get a whole lotta Jameis. The Bucs are an interesting … Continue reading The Unofficial Start To Football Season Is Here, Hard Knocks Is Back
Recap – GoT Episode 4: The Spoils of War
I missed last week due to various reasons that are not worth mentioning here so I apologize to my tens of readers for the absence. I won’t waste anymore time with pleasantries and will just get on with the recapping because holy shit, this one was fun. We open with Jamie and Bronn chatting on … Continue reading Recap – GoT Episode 4: The Spoils of War
Baseball's Bastard Son 