Well, I guess I’m an asshole. Today, my favorite football team has signed the biggest free agent quarterback to hit the open market since Peyton Manning. Within the next few days the former Washington quarterback, and worlds biggest Creed fan, Kirk Cousins should officially be a member of the Minnesota Vikings and all for the low … Continue reading I Honestly Don’t Know If I Like That: Vikings Sign Kirk Cousins
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Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One; Another Vikings QB Question Bit
If you follow football, in particular the Minnesota Vikings, you have undoubtedly seen no less than 8 million pieces on their quarterback situation. I cannot tell you how bored I have become by these. This is not just because they all say different versions of the same never going to happen scenario but because they … Continue reading Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One; Another Vikings QB Question Bit
I’m Glad The Vikings Didn’t Win The Super Bowl: A Moratorium of Meh
Another year, another disappointing end. I suppose disappointing is a strong word. If I was truly still able to be disappointed by this team I would have to be the most gullible idiot to ever idiot. It was never not going to end this way. But that got me thinking. This season was a fun, … Continue reading I’m Glad The Vikings Didn’t Win The Super Bowl: A Moratorium of Meh
Hard Knocks Episode 2: A Couple Thoughts
HBO's Hard Knocks episode 2 came out last night I was just going to watch it and let it go into the ether but then that music hit and I had no choice. A couple thoughts real quick. DeSean Jackson talking shit about LeBron will always garner a post. Him basically calling him a pussy … Continue reading Hard Knocks Episode 2: A Couple Thoughts
The Minnesota Vikings Meaningless Game Number One Recap
1-0 baby! Thats what Mike Zimmer does, goes blind in one eye and has surgery after surgery after surgery and wins preseason games. No one does it better. Now, I did not actually watch the game because even though I live in New York and they were playing the Buffalo Bills, the game was not … Continue reading The Minnesota Vikings Meaningless Game Number One Recap
Preseason Primer: Minnesota Vikings Week 1
With the unofficial start to football season kicking off last night with the premier of HBO's Hard Knocks, we will finally get to see some actual football being played this weekend. Now, I know the Hall of Fame game and one other game this Wednesday have already been played but I don't give a shit about that. … Continue reading Preseason Primer: Minnesota Vikings Week 1
The Unofficial Start To Football Season Is Here, Hard Knocks Is Back
Oh boy oh boy, professional football is back in our lives and, as is the yearly tradition, we kick it off with the premiere of HBO's Hard Knocks. This year, the film crew will be following the Tampa Bay Buccaneers which means we are gonna get a whole lotta Jameis. The Bucs are an interesting … Continue reading The Unofficial Start To Football Season Is Here, Hard Knocks Is Back
Requiem For A Loser – My 2017 Minnesota Vikings
I do not have many loves in my life, but the ones I do have don’t typically return my affection. The Minnesota Vikings are a repeat offender. They are responsible for my first realization that caring about sports is a foolish endeavor that is only undertaken by masochistic simpletons with low self esteem. I never … Continue reading Requiem For A Loser – My 2017 Minnesota Vikings
Baseball's Bastard Son 