I do not have many loves in my life, but the ones I do have don’t typically return my affection. The Minnesota Vikings are a repeat offender. They are responsible for my first realization that caring about sports is a foolish endeavor that is only undertaken by masochistic simpletons with low self esteem. I never … Continue reading Requiem For A Loser – My 2017 Minnesota Vikings
I recently decided to become a Knicks fan, and only days later I have already been rewarded for my fealty. Coming off of the high that was the Phil Jackson firing, Knicks fans were feeling good. Well, as good as that pack of losers can feel considering the high point of the offseason was canning a … Continue reading Disappointers Never Disappoint – Knicks Sign Tim Hardaway Jr.
I had extremely high hopes for this films. It is written and directed by Edgar Wright who gave us Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz and sort of Ant-Man. It's also currently at 97% on rotten tomatoes and with a masterpiece like Face/Off sitting at only 92% this has already set the my expectations at … Continue reading I Saw Baby Driver And Now I Have An Inferiority Complex
I grew up in Iowa, or as most people I meet call it, “Idaho, wait Ohio?” This meant that I was not geographically obligated to support a specific team. It also meant I had to make a choice, something I’m shit at now and was no better at 20 years prior. First I was a … Continue reading I’m Dumb And Must Hate Myself Because I’ve Decided To Become A Knicks Fan At 32
*This will be a place where weekly, or more likely anytime I feel like it, I will post about random things such as movies, TV or various other things that may or may not become long winded. You’ve been warned. I, like many others, have an unhealthy relationship with a television show. I often find … Continue reading Weekly TL;DR – GoT Is Coming
This is a question I ask myself far too often and I don't really have an answer. If we didn't live in a society I would be asleep the second the sun went down but we do so I'm not. Really the only thing keeping me from this is the inevitable questions from other people … Continue reading How Early Is Too Early To Go To Sleep On A Friday Night?