As I come down from the percocet-like euphoria that envelops my soul every year during the NFL Draft, I am jonesing for that next hit of dopamine. Full on dragon chasing. While nothing can come close to the most beautiful 3 days of the year, I’ll take my draft methadone in the form of grading … Continue reading Draft Grades – Minnesota Vikings
Florida
Monday Morning Malice: The Trop
Florida is the fucking worst. It’s a place for dads who abandon their families and dumb people that are too stupid to realize California exists. Florida is the reason I’m in favor of global warming. I’m not a climatologist, but it feels safe to assume that that waste of beach will be the first place … Continue reading Monday Morning Malice: The Trop