Well, I guess I’m an asshole. Today, my favorite football team has signed the biggest free agent quarterback to hit the open market since Peyton Manning. Within the next few days the former Washington quarterback, and worlds biggest Creed fan, Kirk Cousins should officially be a member of the Minnesota Vikings and all for the low … Continue reading I Honestly Don’t Know If I Like That: Vikings Sign Kirk Cousins
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Introducing Jimmer With That Red Sox Preview You Didn’t Know You Needed
Last years Boston Red Sox season ended with a pathetic display in the divisional series against the eventual World Champion Houston Astros. Any hopes the Red Sox had of advancing after Game 2 were shot faster than a teenager after their second pump into a holed-out microwaved cantaloupe. What was evident as the Red Sox … Continue reading Introducing Jimmer With That Red Sox Preview You Didn’t Know You Needed
Tim Allen – Creationist: A Career Revitalization
Dear Mr. Allen, In light of your recent tweet, I wrote a quick short that I think you would be perfect for. I'm thinking the lead. Let's discuss. @BastardHans on Twitter
Monday Morning Malice: The Trop
Florida is the fucking worst. It’s a place for dads who abandon their families and dumb people that are too stupid to realize California exists. Florida is the reason I’m in favor of global warming. I’m not a climatologist, but it feels safe to assume that that waste of beach will be the first place … Continue reading Monday Morning Malice: The Trop
Baseball's Bastard Son 