Month: December 2024

Sam Darnold Or: How I Stopped Worrying About an Extension and Love J.J. McCarthy

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Sam Darnold, man. The Minnesota Vikings signed Sam to a 1 year, $10 million, contract to serve as a bridge veteran for their top 10 first round pick, J.J. McCarthy, who would be given every opportunity to eclipse him and take the reigns. I wasn't present during training camp but I was fortunate enough to … Continue reading Sam Darnold Or: How I Stopped Worrying About an Extension and Love J.J. McCarthy

How I Spent My Christmas (Half-Life Edition)

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For most people, Christmas involves family, food, presents and a possible irrational infatuation with a baby deity. For me, food is of course a necessity, cuz fat, but the rest rolls off me like water on a Jared Leto haircut. I decided to spend my Christmas in a very specific way. First, I renewed my … Continue reading How I Spent My Christmas (Half-Life Edition)